procrastination

procrastination
1. (procrastination) (4389↑, 221↓)
Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

2. (procrastination) (3846↑, 360↓)
A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
3. (procrastination) (2748↑, 148↓)
What you're probably doing right now

I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead

4. (procrastination) (813↑, 132↓)
Avoiding doing something for as long as possible, sometimes not doing it at all.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

5. (Procrastination) (642↑, 123↓)
The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.

Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate. Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.

6. (procrastination) (469↑, 122↓)
Waiting till the last minute to get something done..

"I procrastinated on my English paper by starting in the night before it was due and got a zero."

7. (procrastination) (411↑, 120↓)
Establishing an environment in which the creative juices can flow.

My best work is always done at the last minute, whether it be working on a project or studying for a test. I just take my time, and the ideas begin to flow.

8. (procrastination) (195↑, 11↓)
I give up. I stay awake till 5:27 AM trying to finish some stupid History movie review, and i just end up wasting a good 8 hours browsing Urban Dictionary and talking to myself. From now on im gona accept that im incapable of doing homework and use my time on other things such as homework or msn, or URBAN DICTIONARY. Thats procastination for ya.

Im not even gona try to do homework at home. Only at about 6:00 AM do i work efficiantly or in lunch during shcool. procrastination.

9. (procrastination) (173↑, 12↓)
If you are on urbandictionary.com, you probably are already doing this. It means you are putting something off until the last possible second (by doing pointless things in most people's cases).

He is awesome at procrastination: the day before a big project was due, he watched 6 t.v. shows, took a really long shower (a.k.a. a [procrastishower]), and didn't start his project until 3 a.m.

10. (procrastination) (131↑, 6↓)
The driving force behind writing a research paper.

I procrastinated too long, and now the paper is due tomorrow\! I haven't even started on it yet\!\! *starts writing nonstop* Procrastination brings about the most busy day of your live eventually if you keep doing it.

11. (procrastination) (125↑, 26↓)
Things i have done while procrastinating 1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it) 2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping) 3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website) 4.Blown many a load 5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals 6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo) 7. Eaten many a hot pockets 8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over......

What great things we have accomplished from procrastination.

12. (Procrastination) (92↑, 7↓)
What you're doing right now.

Using the Urban Dictionary is a form of procrastination.

13. (procrastination) (118↑, 33↓)
A philosophy based on the premise that ignoring problems will make them go away.

He was an ardent follower of procrastination.

14. (procrastination) (95↑, 30↓)
Procrastination is a lot like Masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only fucking yourself.

I'll think of an example later...(ehem PROCRASTINATION)

15. (procrastination) (55↑, 10↓)
Putting something that eventually must be done to the very last minute. Sometimes this method can be successful, and the person will get to spend a lot of time relaxing, and still get work done. Other times, however, it can lead to poor grades, incomplete work, etc. If one has a lot of work, it is understandable that the person will leave some for the last minute, although this person may be subject to adjectives such as [lazy].

Me: Wow, I've got an 8 page history paper, a French project, a science lab, and a lot of other nightly homework... I'll do some now, but to avoid exhaustion, I'll have to use procrastination with the rest. Ignorant person: You is lazy\! Me: And just how much work have you done this weekend? Ignorant person: Uh... Me: [Hypocrite].

16. (Procrastination) (43↑, 2↓)
Get back to work.

No, seriously. Get back to work. Now. You're procrastinating. I know it. You looked on the definition of 'Procrastination'. You must be doing it. Go. NOW.

17. (procrastination) (32↑, 3↓)
what a majority of teenagers are best at.

"im so darn good at procrastinationing its bad\!

18. (procrastination) (47↑, 19↓)
Work pays off later. Procrastination pays off now. The cycle of work in reverse: you feel good lounging around but you realized you screwed up later.

(Looking at F) "Darn I guess I shouldm't have procrastinatingfor that test, huh?"

19. (procrastination) (30↑, 5↓)
I think ill write this definition later

dude... thats the best definition for procrastination ever.

20. (procrastination) (52↑, 28↓)
1) Just like masturbation. It feels great now, but in the end you realized you screwed yourself 2) when someone thinks your dumb but your really smart, you just have a problem. its the real reason smart kids do poorly

Hey YOU reading this: stop this procrastination and do what your supposed to be doing\! i know youre procratinating because you wouldnt be reading this if you werent\!

21. (procrastination) (36↑, 12↓)
Best and worst way to get through college\! Procrasitating eventually catches up with you. But dammit, only a momentary satisfaction. Describes those who cannot see the benefits of fun later, versus now.

Procrastination is a way of life for most students (unless they're [anal retentive]) Procrastination rocks\!

22. (Procrastination) (25↑, 2↓)
Putting off for tomorrow what should have been done today.

I should have written my college applications, but procrastination kept me from doing so. Besides, getting the high score on Pac-Man is WAY more impressive than getting into Harvard.

23. (Procrastination) (24↑, 7↓)
The art of never getting up off your hole and doing things.

Enda indulges in excessive amounts of procrastination as well as masturbation.

24. (Procrastination) (16↑, 1↓)
Leaving things off until the very last minute, or completely blowing them off, regardless of the consequences.

Procrastination is knowing you have a really important paper due tomorrow, but you just can't find the motivation to do the work. It's already 3 am, and you still haven't done anything. Then you decide you're too tired and go to bed, figuring it won't be that bad to turn it in a day late. This situation can repeat itself many a time.

25. (Procrastination) (19↑, 6↓)
A disease caused by the IB Program that causes students to wait until the last possible minute to do extreme amounts of work in impossibly short periods of time. Side effects include BSing, cheating, insomnia, and regret. Unfortunately, it's addicting, and students cannot break this vicous cycle.

Procrastination: I shouldn't have procrastinated\! I have 24 hours to finish the 30 photobook pages I was supposed to be working on for the past two years\! As I'm making this Urban Dictionary entry, I should be writing the 10 minute IB Individual Spanish Oral I have in 9 hours. =)

26. (procrastination) (13↑, 3↓)
Watching people eat your Cosmic Bacon Orb in Restaurant City while making out with your best friend, when you should be doing something productive. But meh, you'll just go back into your best friend and have hot passionate make-out sessions.

"Ah dang, I should be memorizing my lines for Spanish, but my best friend seems a lot more alluring, and he is just too cute...especially when he falls for my man-bitch schemes. So I'll go and make out with him, since he still owes me a lesson on how to be a good kisser ^^ Oya, I just leveled up my Cosmic Meat Orb dish in Restaurant City, so I'll let the people have that dish, while I make out. This is procrastination at its finest"

27. (procrastination) (11↑, 1↓)
1. the act of putting things off for later 2. the act that 97.466% of all people are committing this very second 3. i'll tell you later... 4. .........

Fake Procrastinator) Hey, you should join the "procrastination" group on Facebook\! I just did\! True Procrastinator) Maybe tomorrow...

28. (Procrastination) (8↑, 0↓)
Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?" "No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

29. (procrastination) (5↑, 0↓)
ill do this tommorow

An example of procrastination is..... I'll finish this tomorrow.

30. (Procrastination) (5↑, 0↓)
the art of setting something aside so we can finish it all off in one go :P

Procrastination is the way\!

31. (procrastination) (9↑, 4↓)
Facebook, MySpace, etc.

I think i've typed more on Facebook chat than i did my last research paper. (procrastination)

32. (PROCRASTINATION) (7↑, 3↓)
Procrastination is the behaviour of delaying or postponing. For many students delaying tasks may not be a problem as they choose to delay tasks which are of low priority for them or they consciously choose to delay in order to give themselves more time to consider a problem. For others, procrastination becomes a regular way of "coping", which results in a cycle of stress, that becomes difficult to break

I have realy got to get this assignment done, but first ill make myself something to eat/ but first ill help my sister with hers. ( 2 examples after the commer were the forms of procrastination )

33. (procrastination) (5↑, 2↓)
delaying of some job until later; may be due to lack of enthusiasm or tiredness.

Procrastinator's motto:- Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow. "I must do something about my procrastination, next year."

34. (procrastination) (5↑, 2↓)
procrastination is like masturbation it feels good when you do it but later figure out that you just fucked yourself...

I used procrastination to skip studying for a test that i have in 2 hours to party with my friends.

35. (procrastination) (49↑, 46↓)
Eh fuck it...I'll define it later...

procrastination is alot like masturbation in that it might feel really good, but in the end your only fucking yourself.

36. (Procrastination) (2↑, 0↓)
What you are probably doing right now.

Person 1: "so finished your english homework" Person 2: "nup" Person 1: "so what are you doing" Person 2: "procrastinating..." Person 1: "same..." Person 2: "what would we do without procrastination" Person 1: "Anything"

37. (Procrastination) (20↑, 18↓)
To postpone doing something, especially as a regular practice.

To postpone homework regularly is called procrastination.

38. (procrastination) (6↑, 4↓)
Things i have done while procrastinating 1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it) 2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping) 3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website) 4.Blown many a load 5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals 6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo) 7. Eaten many a hot pockets 8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over.....

What great things we have accomplished from procrastination

39. (procrastination) (3↑, 2↓)
what myself, and probably 99% of people reading this are doing right now. you get all jiggly because you know, you should not be doing this and should do work, but you just can't be fucked. THE WORK OF THE DEVIL. or in basic terms, putting something off such as work- normally of the actually very important variety, to just laze around, normally on the internet. and for those freaks that have a weird ability to not procrastinate and can just concentrate, with the motto "do work now, relax later" FUCK YOU.

as much as I love writing an essay on nazi germay, i think i will procrastinate by writing the definition of procrastination on urban dictionary. or when you've got a fuck load of work: "don't get distracted, don't get distracted ah, fuck it, i'll just check my notifications" *3 hours later* SHIT.

40. (Procrastination) (1↑, 0↓)
sitting on the couch all day watching movies and thinking about sushi while you have a speaker portfolio due and a final to study for

Rachel does the procrastination all day long during finals week.

41. (procrastination) (0↑, 0↓)
Procrastination is a plague that quickly spreads through crowds of students. It is most commonly found in high schools, where teenagers make up the highest contamination rates. It is airborne and extremely dangerous; infection can occur even if there is no contact with an infected person. Side-effects may (but do not always) include (but are not limited to): loss of sleep, rushed accomplishment of tasks, getting grounded, receiving bad grades, stress, and self-hate. If you find yourself putting-off important tasks to do unnecessary things YOU HAVE MOST LIKELY BEEN INFECTED. There is no defined cure for procrastination, the lucky few who are able to rid themselves of this disease do so with very specific methods that often work only on a case-by-case basis, your best hope of survival is to fight the virus whenever it tries to take control of you. Recommended weapon of defense: will power.

Jack: Oh man\! I should start that English paper due tomorrow, but I can't stop reading these funny jokes online. How about you Josh, having the same problem? Josh: Nope. I have will-power so no procrastination.

42. (Procrastination) (1↑, 1↓)
Ehh... You know what? I'll tell you the definition later...

I know procrastination is bad... I should be doing my homework, but playing video games is much more enjoyable.

43. (ProcrastiNation) (1↑, 2↓)
Location Status Update for the place where you are when should be doing something else.

Foursquare check-in format: \@ ProcrastiNation \! Surfing the Internet when I should be doing my taxes.

44. (Procrastination) (1↑, 6↓)
Ehh... I'll tell you the definition later...

Hmm... "Procrastination-" Nah, never mind, I'll give you an example later...

45. (Procrastination) (7↑, 12↓)
Procrastination is like masturbation. It may feel good at the time but in the end you're fucking yourself.

Dude, I had to do a seven page paper last night, but my nightly procrastination got in the way.

46. (Procrastination) (7↑, 13↓)
Procrastination is just like masturbation because you only fuck yourself. Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one.

Procrastination has made me lazy. Now I'm fat. I can procrastinate up to three times a day. If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now. Procrastinating makes you look really lame. I always get mad at myself for procrastinating. Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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